Foreplay.

• Gorgeous day in San Francisco, birds chirping, sun shining, perfect riding weather ✔
• Male, average build, tall-ish, on a motorcycle ✔
• Arai XD helmet ✔
• Aerostitch one piece, fairly new, red ✔
• Full fingered leather gloves of some kind, Helds, Racers or AlpineStars ✔
• Ducati Multistrada, brand spankin' new, 992cc desmodue engine, air-cooled with two valves per cylinder, naked from the waist down, showing off everything it has to offer. ✔
• Now I'm all hot and bothered, wishing I were on my bike, not stuck in my car

And what do I see? LOAFERS. UGLY, DARK RED LOAFERS WITH TASSLES! Tassles?? Really?

You went to all that trouble, shelled out fifteen grand on a bike, helmet, a one piece and then you finish off with LOAFERS?

Ugh, men.

Sneak Peak, anyone?

New for Fall 2008!

Looks like Black/White is the new hot color for ladies this winter. Adding to the 1-piece suits that Dainese (Yu Suit) and Spidi (Lady Lizard) have put out, Teknic is also throwing this one into the mix. I think I like this style the best so far. The Viper Suit is going to turn heads, that's for sure. Now if I could only think of a really good reason why I need this........